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20 ways to piss off Blue by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Blue

20 ways to Piss off Blue 1. Sing “I’m Blue” 2. Tell her Pein thinks she’s hot 3. Show her fics of her and Pein 4. Tell her Kisame has a crush on her 5. Say, “You’re pretty” 6. Poke her 7. Poke her again 8. Poke the vein that pops out of her head 9. Say, “I’m a pretty butterfly” and flutter away 10. Tell her she’s been replaced 11. Tell her she’s older than Tsunade 12. Run around screaming “Dattebayo” 13. Smack your lips loudly in her ear 14. If she tries to turn herself into origami, use Itachi’s fire 15. If Itachi complains, shoot him 16. Hm

20 ways to piss off Hidan by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Hidan

20 ways to piss off Hidan 1. Tell him you’re doing a documentary on “Religious Freaks” 2. Tell him Jashin-sama isn’t real 3. Mock stab yourself saying, “I love you, Jashin-sama” 4. Say, “Hey Hidan” repeatedly 5. Wear a shirt that says “I’mma mindslave for Jashin” 6. Sing “This little light of mine” backwards 7. Poke him with a hot iron rod 8. Sic Zetsu on him 9. Lock him in a room with Kakuzu, come back in an hour 10. Destroy the evidence 11. Do the fishy lips at him 12. Just to be funny, do the potty dance 13. let him think you left, then pounce on

20 ways to piss off Kisame by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Kisame

20 ways to piss off Kisame 1. Show his face on a package of sushi 2. Take his picture and tell him it’s for national geographic 3. Hide behind a tree and host your own nature show 4. quietly sneak up behind him as you narrate, assistant with camera behind you, you speak in an Aussie accent 5. “As you see here folks, the endangered blue-haired landshark is quite rare to see. They usually hide from humans, and have a bad case of acne. Oh no, we startled the little fella!” 6. Kisame: Who the heck are you? What’s the camera for? 7. Oh no! You’ve been spotted! What do you do? 8. Fill in blank for yours

20 ways to piss off Pein by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Pein

20 ways to piss off Pein 1. Pair him up with Blue and show him the fic 2. Call him metal boy 3. Use a large magnet on him 4. Sell his piercings on Ebay 5. Tell him Kakuzu gambled their money 6. Tell him Deidara’s still alive 7. Tell him you were joking 8. Then show him Deidara’s grave and have one of your cosplayer friends dressed as Deidara jump out and scare the crap out of him 9. Tell him Blue is in love with him 10. Tell Blue he’s in love with her 11. Sell tickets with Kakuzu and split the money 12. After show (and stealing Kakuzu’s share) tell Kakuzu Pein did it 13.

20 ways to piss off Zetsu by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Zetsu

20 ways to piss of Zetsu 1. Plant him and watch him grow 2. Ask him can he pollinate 3. Pick a flower and say, “look, I killed your sister!” 4. Sell him to Pottery Barn 5. Poke him on the nose 6. Ask him is he black and white ALL over (wink wink) 7. Do the funky chicken 8. Water him 9. Wear a t-shirt that says “I’m a treehugger” then hug Zetsu 10. Wear another t-shirt that says “I’mma Zetsu!” 11. Ward off fangirls with spatula 12. Try to paint the rest of him black and white 13. Randomly grab a zebra and say, “look! your cousin!” 14. Give Tobi a bucket of sugar, then tell h

20 Ways to piss off Kakuzu by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 Ways to piss off Kakuzu

20 ways to piss off Kakuzu 1. Take away his money (duh!) 2. Tell him the tooth fairy makes more money then he does, then laugh as he tries to track him/her down 3. Give him your card and then say membership’s a $100 4. Give him another card 5. Sic his fangirls on him 6. Put a zipper on his mouth 7. Unravel his threads 8. Tape a broom to his back 9. Steal his mask 10. Pretend your him after stealing the mask 11. Leave, come back dressed as a businesswoman, then prattle off a 10 year insurance plan that would leave even his money-savvy head spinning 12. Repeat number 1 because it’s just too funny 13. Tell

20 ways to piss off Itachi by sapphiredragon14, literature

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20 ways to piss off Itachi

20 ways to Piss off Itachi 1. Tell him that Kisame loves him 2. Tell him he’s a pretty lady 3. Accuse him of being a child molester like Orochimaru 4. Poke him repeatedly 5. Say Itachi over and over and see how long it takes for him to get mad 6. Pull on his hair 7. Say, “like, oh my god, I love your hair!” 8. Act like a fangirl and chase him down 9. bounce on him 10. Repeat #4 11. Throw water balloons at him 12. Tell him Sasuke’s dead then have him sneak up on him 13. Sic Zetsu on him 14. cling to his head, chibi, saying “I wuv you, Itachi-san!” 15. repeat 4, 5, and 14 in that

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Artist // Hobbyist // Traditional Art

Jan 3, 1991
United States
Deviant for 18 years
www.instagram.com/myunpopularmindset/
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I'm a happy-go-lucky (most of the time), silly, funny, intelligent, kind, unique person that loves asian culture, anime, animals and her true friends and would do anything in the world for them <3 <3 <3

Current Residence: Boston
Favourite genre of music: Asian/J-rock/Visual kei
Favourite photographer: N/A
Favourite style of art: anime, fantasy
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Apple iPod
Shell of choice: N/A
Wallpaper of choice: anime!!!
Favourite cartoon character: Chii, Sesshomaru, etc.
Personal Quote: If you can't say anything nice, be a mime.

Favourite Visual Artist

Jhonen Vasquez

Favourite Movies

Only You Can Hear Me (Japanese)

Favourite TV Shows

Supernatural, Chopped, Law & Order: SVU, etc.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Gazette, DBSK, etc.

Favourite Books

A Certain Slant of Light

Favourite Writers

Terry Pratchett, J.K. Rowling, R.L. Stine, etc.

Favourite Games

Tekken, Prince of Persia, Soul Calibur, Mario Party, etc.

Favourite Gaming Platform

N/A

Tools of the Trade

Mechanical/charcoal pencils

Other Interests

anime, singing, being random, learning japanese. etc.

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sapphiredragon14

Jan 12, 2015

It's 2015

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Can't believe I've been on this website for 9 years. It's changed a lot, and so have I. I've gained and lost many friends over the years, for many reasons (a lot were because I was too lazy to message people). One of my new year's resolutions is to stop procrastinating. I'm going to forgive myself for past mistakes and bad choices and just move forward towards the bright future. I'm excited about my life. I still have bad days, like everyone, but I know how to choose HAPPINESS and HOPE. I know who I can go to for support. I want to be a light to other people who felt like I did, like there was no way out, that darkness and loneliness was the

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sapphiredragon14

Aug 4, 2008

Dan467 needs to be BANNED

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hi, THIS IS IMPORTANT. For all my watchers/friends, PLEASE listen up. This crazy kid is stalking my friend ~ArrowofChaos (https://www.deviantart.com/arrowofchaos) on deviantart, and trying to find out her info and what she looks like. PLEASE try to get him banned. My friend is really upset about this, as u can imagine, and I only found out this weekend. If any of you know how to permanently ban someone, please send me a note. DO NOT give out ANY info on her if she's your friend, also. Not even a nickname. Do not mention ANYTHING about her that could help him find out who she is. And Dan467, if you're gonna read this, too, I DON'T CARE. DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS!!! :piss

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sapphiredragon14

Jul 31, 2008

I've been tagged

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Rules of the game: - Choose a singer/band/group - Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group - Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged) This sucks, I don't know how I'm gonna do this. Miley Cyrus (I don't like her but it'll be funny to see how I can mess up her songs) 1. Are you male or female? Best of Both worlds (hahaha! take that hannah!) 2. Describe yourself. Nodboy's Perfect 3. What do people feel when they're around you? This is the life 4. How would you describe your previous relationship? If we were a movie 5. Describe your current relationship. 7 things (what relationship?) 6. Where would